30,000 year old dildo found

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy, was also used as tool to ignite fires

*I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,*
*but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.*

its like a prehistoric swiss army knife! everything the caveman needs all in one simple package.

I'd clean that before using it if I were them......

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Oh, so that's where I left it!

wow

i mean to orgasm

and burn pubic hair

one utility to do it all


i just wonder if there were advertising agencies that long ago to market this fantastic product

I know this is an old thread, but:

WHo'd have thought the phrase "I'm rock hard" would have originated way back then?

LMAO!
I never thought of that. Thanks for bumping this thread.

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Errrr...you know what I mean......



Caveman: Ugg me hard like rock. You open up, woman......lol Caveman foreplay.

They were humans. They were smart like that. This just proves that it is indeed natural and not sinful or anything like that. I heard that some southern U.S. communities try to make it so that owning sex toys is illegal. I wish they could see this...

So it lights fires in two ways. But hopefully not at the same time.

Here's another one:

Msnbc story

There are Northern, Western and Northeastern communities that have archaic laws on the books too. It's just big fun to point out things like that about the South. I've never heard of anyone actually trying to enforce them.

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That's because there are a lot of religious nuts down there. everything is a sin to those fruits.

That brings something to mind.......

Q. Why did primitive man always drag his woman by the hair?

A. Because if he dragged her by the feet.....she'd fill up with dirt

LOL ^^^