10-13-09
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| Help! My porn patch is shrinking!
During horsecamping season I let my pubes grow out for comfort and for hygenic reasons. (You may recall my recent post about squatting to pee, large labia, and urinating on oneself.) 
This year, I decided to try to do some landscaping instead of just shaving the beaver slicker than owl shit. (Thanks for the new folksy saying, HardRocker.  )
My initial goal was to make a landing strip and I started shaving the hair on my inner thigh, working my way inwards. The finished product was a 2" line of fuzz that went from on side of my mans to the other. I thought it looked pretty decent until I got out of the shower and noticed that it was in need of some tidying up. So, I got back into the shower and resumed trimming.
After I thought I was done, I double checked and realized that more fur needed to go from the right side. I shaved that off and got out of the shower.
The next day, after more inspection it, became apparent that the length of the strip was too long, so I shortened it. I also tried to tidy up the sides .
I now have a square patch of pubes sitting about mid-mans (Think Hitler's mustache.) and I'm not really thrilled with the look. It is very hard to get a precise line with a hand razor and for a perfectionist like myself, it's maddening.
Does anyone have any ideas on how I can achieve my dream of having a porn quality pussy hair-do?
Should I just shave the whole thing off and then draw it in like some women who do their eyebrows? 
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Last edited by Barbwire; 10-13-09 at 10:50 AM..
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