Distracting Foreplay

What is the best way that you have found to distract your significant other into a seduced moment of lust?? By this I mean that say he is watching Monday Night Football and you want to just get it on during the forth quarter, during the two minute warning....What would you do to distract him to you?? Vice versa for guys to girls.

If I tried to seduce my wife during the last minutes of her favorite college's football game, she'd tell me to just wait a damn minute. After that, she'd probably say, "Now, was there something you wanted?".

Seriously though, If I knelt in front of her(not blocking the game) and started kissing her legs and working back and forth, moving up while applying a little coaxing to spread them, I would be in muff heaven pretty soon.
Sometimes it would work, other times, not.

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All my boyfriend has to do to distract me is to grab my tits. He can do incredible things to my tits. Once he grabs them, it's game over.

i'd snuck into our bedroom, leave the door open and play. often times, i'd have my playmate with me in a matter of minutes

I'd be like, "WHO CARES ABOUT SPORTS??!" and pounce on him.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I don't have a clue on how to tear a man away from a game on TV to have sex. My husband will have none of it.

Well, CL darlin, what have you tried in the past?? Place it in a hypothetical if you must. Thanks.

If I let it be known I'm in the mood for some action, I always get the "After this inning." or "I just want to see this next play." By the time he gets around to coming upstairs for some lovemaking, I'm usually too tired or already fast asleep for it.

I don't even bother making romantic plans with him on the nights UFC is on.

Last night I tried a different tactic. Hubby was upstairs watching football and I yelled up to him. "Wash your dick." He came to the top of the stairs and said, "But I thought you had your period?" I just motioned like I was giving a blowjob and he got the picture.

After a while he came downstairs and I went back up to bed with him and blew his doors off. Apparently, the game had ended.

You should have yelled back, "Whasamatter, you scared of a little stain on the cane?"

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No, it was a night for him. I decided that beforehand, so I was cool with it.

Football and a blowjob. What more can a guy ask for on a Sunday night?

No shit, that is pretty fucking awesome.

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Forget the football - I'll just take the BJ

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -J. Edgar Hoover

So agreed.

I'd just do both at the same time. Getting head while you're watching your favorite team win? Bad ass.