Okay, this reminds me of a joke:
A lady (let us say for arguments' sake that she's a succubus) is in serious need for male attention (hem-hem) and decides to visit the local house for women. She is attended to by three smoking hot guys in a row and all of them leave the room exhausted but she still feels a craving for more. The next guy to step in is this seven-feet-tall incredibly muscular guy. He comes up to the lady, puts on a condom. She is very much turned on by this but then notices the guy takes a clamp and closes his nose.
"What's that for?" she asks.
"Oh, I just don't like the smell of burning rubber" the guy says.
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