Omg my tongue fell off

FlirtyChick · 10-26-08

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Originally Posted by Jayce

Holy shit. This thing is only getting worse. It's like, day 4... or something... and the sore evolved into a full blown bigass ulcer. It's huge, and it's directly center on that little flap of vertical skin underneath your tongue. Youch! I'm carrying around orabase paste with me everywhere I go. I use it more frequently than I go to the damn bathroom!

Eeeek. Time to go to urgent care, dude!

ninja9578 · 10-27-08

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Originally Posted by FlirtyChick

Marry me?

Oh, I don't know if BD would like that. How about a big hug in which I grab your butt? *big hug!*

BassDude · 10-27-08

Dude, I've had sore tongue underside before too! It sounds like it might be infected from scraping on your teeth...you should definitely go to the doctor. And tell him how it happened. And post his response for us!

Who gives a shit about penis enlargement surgery...give me a friggin' 3 foot tongue so I can lick her while I'm doing her, and I'd be in heaven.

Is there surgery for this?

BD

FlirtyChick · 10-27-08

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Originally Posted by ninja9578

Oh, I don't know if BD would like that. How about a big hug in which I grab your butt? *big hug!*

PM me.....

Jayce · 10-29-08

I'm pleased to announce that today, 10-29-2008, was the first day I did not engulf a full tube of orabase! WOOOOOOOO! In fact, I was able to talk today and actually eat without quivering in intense pain.

Today... today was a good day. Now if only I can get my hands on that girl again...

Dreama · 10-29-08

LOL, Jayce. Good for you!

FlirtyChick · 10-29-08

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Originally Posted by Jayce

I'm pleased to announce that today, 10-29-2008, was the first day I did not engulf a full tube of orabase! WOOOOOOOO! In fact, I was able to talk today and actually eat without quivering in intense pain.

Today... today was a good day. Now if only I can get my hands on that girl again...

That's the spirit!

joker79507 · 11-07-08

Sounds painful. The worst that has happened to me is that the underside of my tongue was really sore, but then the next time i just shoved my whole face against her. lol

ironik111 · 11-13-08

what did u do?
she had razor blades?

Omg my tongue fell off

Originally Posted by Jayce Holy shit. This thing is only getting worse. It's like, day 4... or something... and the sore evolved into a full blown bigass ulcer. It's huge, and it's directly center on