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Today is my wife's birthday. Like the good husband that I am, I went to mall. Went into Bath & Body Works to get her favorite scent. Moonlight Path. As I was walking through the

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Old 09-26-08   #1 (permalink)
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I am going to be in so much trouble!!!!

Today is my wife's birthday. Like the good husband that I am, I went to mall. Went into Bath & Body Works to get her favorite scent. Moonlight Path. As I was walking through the mall I noticed Spencer's Gift. I walked in to look around. I bought her a pocket rocket with 5 heads.

She is going to be so pissed and make a disgusted face.

Oh well.

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Old 09-26-08   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-08   #3 (permalink)
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Its all in the presentation. Maybe you can also give her a "certificate" that entitles her to a massage with it, that you be there or NOT be there when she uses it, drunk her up a little with her favorite wine.... The lists are endless really.

Good luck and let us know what she says. If your fingers are not broken I mean! It will work out fine. And being Spencer's (I did not know they were still in business), I am sure it was cheaper than if you went to an adult store.

V.

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Old 09-26-08   #4 (permalink)
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Today is my wife's birthday. Like the good husband that I am, I went to mall. Went into Bath & Body Works to get her favorite scent. Moonlight Path. As I was walking through the mall I noticed Spencer's Gift. I walked in to look around. I bought her a pocket rocket with 5 heads.

She is going to be so pissed and make a disgusted face.

Oh well.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. You bring this on yourself darling! But, if she is curious, you know you can send her to me. I'll tell her how to use it. Who knows? She just might let you...well you know, and things might turn around yet. I will keep my fingers and legs crossed for ya
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Old 09-26-08   #5 (permalink)
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She said, "Oh cool."

Hesitates

What is it?

That was the end of it.

She didn't even ask what battery it takes.

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Old 09-27-08   #6 (permalink)
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She said, "Oh cool."

Hesitates

What is it?

That was the end of it.

She didn't even ask what battery it takes.

Did you tell her what it was? What are you gonna do with it now?? Did she at least appreciate the Bath and Body Works stuff? That is admirable for a man to venture into that store.....In fact, I don't think I have ever shopped there and seen a man in sight except at Christmas!!
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Old 09-27-08   #7 (permalink)
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We didn't get a chance to discuss anything. I had to hurry up and take a shower and rush off to football game. She fell asleep after we got home and had cake.
On the good side. She woke me up this morning and said she doesn't have to go to work until 3:00 and we can "do something" before. I am at work now and time seems like it is standing still.
I think when she first looked at it in the bag, she only saw that it said massager. That was when she said, cool. I just need to find out what was going on in head during the silence.

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Old 09-27-08   #8 (permalink)
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If she does not want it, can I have it!

Vicki

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Old 09-27-08   #9 (permalink)
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If she does not want it, can I have it!

Vicki
Sorry, V, I get dibs! LOL. Hey Johnny, did she "do something" yet? Guarantee you slip that 'massager' in, and you will never have to go without again!
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Old 09-27-08   #10 (permalink)
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looks like it is not going to happen.
She just got in the shower.
I knew it was going to happen. I walked in the door and she started with.....
I hurt my back putting a coffee cup in the cabinet.
My legs hurts.
I will offer the rocket to anyone who wants it.

But I must come along with it.

Welcome to High School!!!!
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Old 09-27-08   #11 (permalink)
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looks like it is not going to happen.
She just got in the shower.
I knew it was going to happen. I walked in the door and she started with.....
I hurt my back putting a coffee cup in the cabinet.
My legs hurts.
I will offer the rocket to anyone who wants it.

But I must come along with it.
Poor woman. Doesn't know what she is missing....I want the rocket.....
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Old 09-27-08   #12 (permalink)
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Oh oh oh pick me.. over here!!!! (Shoving Flirty out of the way)

Can you cum along? Do not promise if you cannot make it happen!

Vicki

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Old 09-27-08   #13 (permalink)
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Oh oh oh pick me.. over here!!!! (Shoving Flirty out of the way)

Can you cum along? Do not promise if you cannot make it happen!

Vicki
Oh Johnny, give it to her. She obviously needs it more than I do.....
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Old 09-27-08   #14 (permalink)
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Oh oh oh pick me.. over here!!!! (Shoving Flirty out of the way)

Can you cum along? Do not promise if you cannot make it happen!

Vicki
Sure wish I could.

Welcome to High School!!!!
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Old 09-27-08   #15 (permalink)
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Oh Johnny, give it to her. She obviously needs it more than I do.....
At least you could have given a little more of a fight to boost my ego.

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