I am going to be in so much trouble!!!!

Ok, I want the damned toy. I asked first and I know you better!!! I want you to personally deliver and demonstrate how it works. If she thinks she can have it let her try to find us.

better?

Makes me want to burst out in an Elton John Song.

Can't you feel the love Tonight...................

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Facetious, much? LOL

Well I have plenty of rockets and toys in my collection. LOL If her legs and back hurt etc. Did you try to offer her a massage with it?? They are also wonderful for that to not. Slowly begin to massage her with it, her back, legs etc.. Don't give up hope quit yet. Try using it in a sensual matter first, you never know it may lead to more!!!

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OK Johnny - this is the 3rd time I have tried to respond,. This fucking thing keeps logging me off........

Anyway, I kinda know where you are coming from. I bought my wife a Magic Wand, not knowing if/how she would accept it. We have been married 46 years and never had any sex toys. Well, it was accepted for what it really is - a massager. We have not ventured into using any of the "sex attachments" yet. But even doing this much is a great achievement, seeing how conservative she is. It has led to some great sexual encounters lately.

So, going into this, you knew it would be a challenge for you to ease her into the concept of of all...

And you didn't explain that it was something we might learn to enjoy together?

You rushed off to a football game on her birthday No comment, reading that made me feel just a little dumber.


So then you snuggled up to her with a caress and told her you couldn't wait, and that we'll start out slowly and see how we like it...Right?

Too late to go back in time and ask her.

And you're sure that she, thinking it was just a vibrator, wasn't dropping a hint that she wanted to get it out and have you gently massage her whole body as you spoke sweet nothings into her ear?

But first don't forget about that football game.

Johnny, I think you may have mishandled this whole birthday surprise. JMHO

On the other hand why don't you run for political office.




Sorry, I had to remove some emoticons from your quotes because they went over the SF 11 emo limit .

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Rocker, you are a genious, man!

Really, Johnny, you need to get with the program.

I agree with CL and Rocker on this one. Really, it doesn't seem like you're concerned with your wife's feelings too much. I mean, it doesn't sound like her birthday was held in that high of regard, and when she complained of hurting, it doesn't sound like she was met with compassion, and more of a way for her to inconvenience you. Really, if you want her to jump on you and fuck your brains out, you need to seduce her. Saying, "Hey, I got you a vibe for your birthday, I'm leaving to go to a football game. Have fun." isn't going to turn her on. Take HR's suggestions. I would've jumped hubby, had he surprised me by wanting to massage my body with it, while whispering sweet things. Try treating her like your lover, and I bet you'll get a good response.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

WE went to the football game that OUR son was playing in the band. The band plays before the game. I get home from work at 5:45. Have to shower, dress and drive 20 minutes to see him perform at 6:40. I did rub her sore back. If we have any kind of discussion about anything sexual she will not talk. Communication is not her forte. I always get some kind of sexual gag gift along with a serious gift. All the thongs, boycuts, bras and whatever are smashed in the back of her drawer. I do it on the spur of the moment. I don't try to provoke her. I have never learned.
Now one more thing. Several Christmas's ago I spend many hours make a beautiful oak mirror for in our bathroom. Gave it to her on Christmas with my parents, her mother and our kids there. her comment was, What do we need a mirror for?
I realize most you think that I am some kind of cold hearted bastard. I am not. I am a loving, caring person who has been shit of for 21 years.
I don't need the lecture to leave her or anything like that. I make a major mistake in my life and I am living with it. I will sacrifice my happiness to have a family. I know there are a million reasons I should not do that but I love my kids and many other circumstances which are too much to get into.

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Hey, I was just working with the only information available. I'll concede the football part, we never missed a single one of our son's sporting events either.

Feel free to clarify any of the other points if you feel I was overly presumptuous.

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If you only knew how many times over the years I would walk up behind her, put my arms around her and whisper things only to be pushed away because something like the kids are in the other room. I rub her legs for her. I couldn't snuggle up with her that morning because I had to go to work. The next sentence says that I am at work and it seems like time is standing still.

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Well, we didn't know about this stuff. I don't think you're coldhearted. It's just that, when you don't include the whole story, and we're left thinking about whatever information is left.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

You should have joined her in the shower, bringing the rocket with you...after all they ARE water-proof. I know, I tested one on my wife as a suprise....she loved it !