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I've read somewhere that sex burns off calories so in a way it would be a form of exercise. It would be interesting to know how many calories it burns for curiosity's sake. Sex is

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Unread 09-15-08   #1 (permalink)
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Sex as exercise

I've read somewhere that sex burns off calories so in a way it would be a form of exercise. It would be interesting to know how many calories it burns for curiosity's sake. Sex is so much more than physical, it is also emotional and spiritual as well.
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see link

http://www.coolnurse.com/calories.htm

its not exactly efficient, but its definately better than nothing.
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Thanks for the link rugbylad82.
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no worries, get outside go cross country skiing then shovel all the snow, not in the other order. Then i suppose you can have sex.
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After doing all of that I would probably just lay there and let him do all the work. *lol*
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Catch Nina Hartley's latest instructional video, "Screw Your Way To Flat Abs".

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Wow...active sex burns about 5 calories. [Wait for it...wait for it...] I wonder how many calories jacking-off burns?

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"Shake that ass for maximum calorie burn". *lol*
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Unread 09-15-08   #9 (permalink)
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Here are the official results to my understanding:

Here's a handy guide to the number of calories one typically burns off during various sexual activities:

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
(As I always say, ya can't play pool with a rope!)

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories


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I wonder how many calories a set of fuck ups burns?

Start with jumping jacks for warm up. Then push ups, 3 sets of 15, then some crunches, same thing, then right into the fuck ups...repeat until fail...


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GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
...
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories

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Damn! No wonder I get so darned hungry... but why am I still fat?!
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