Press'n Seal'n Wow!

Duly noted and corrected.

I said, "slip" not step. (sigh)

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Oops, sorry. All better now. Is there anything else I can do for you? Should I peel you some grapes and rub your feet? Trim the cat's claws? Clean your bathroom?

CL has such a way with words doesn't she!!!!! Love the way you right...err write CL. Keep them coming

that sounds so hot
Btw you have a husband and a seperate lover?

I have a husband and several virtual lovers. My husband knows about all of my "boyfriends" and is fine with them keeping me busy when he's not around. I have more libido than one man can handle, so it helps to have a few spares around.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Cowboy Lover
Your typo is forgiven because I suppose it is still somewhat accurate. I would have to step into your office first before slipping into your orifice.

As for my interview, my resume is already in the mail, my penis is writing his cover letter as we speak. I'll drop it in the mail for him later today.

Puss_in_boots
I find that the name "Nobody" works out well for me. When the girl I'm with answers her phone and a jealous boyfriend demands to know who she's with the name encourages her to be honest and open. "Nobody" she says. ...it only becomes awkward when she answers with things like "Nobody, wonderful Nobody!"

WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!!!!

Nobody.

...huh, well OK then.

"I want to push you forcefully up against a wall, pinch your nipples so sharply that your mouth opens wide enough for me to thrust my tongue deep into your throat." ~ Me

Too funny!

If that were true, I'd still be here.

There is no need for a resume or cover letter. I've already done a thorough background check of you and your penis. All that is needed is a face to face to penis interview.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Did you check his references?

If that were true, I'd still be here.

As a responsible interviewee I prefer to check out my potential matches as well so I'll need to inspect your body closely. Following your formal face/face/penis interview. I'll need you to please bend over your desk and let me have a look at your ass. (some light spanking will likely occur, but this is standard operating procedure and everything to get excited about.)

"I want to push you forcefully up against a wall, pinch your nipples so sharply that your mouth opens wide enough for me to thrust my tongue deep into your throat." ~ Me

Dear Mr. Nobody,

After your behind-closed-doors interview, ( ) you are one of the top candidates for the position. I will not be sure until I put you through your paces again and see how you work under pressure.

You will hear from me, shortly. Make sure you are well-rested, I have a feeling this next interview is going to require a lot of strength and stamina.

Regards,

C. Lover

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover