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Originally Posted by Simon70 so if i were at a party what would women notice about me or any guy? Would it be the clothes, height and body, or woul they go straight for the face? I am just curious to know what goes on in the mind of a women when they notice a guy. Sometimes I wish I could hear the thoughts women have about me.
I need your guys help, anyone even the guys, I have to achieve my goal of getting laid in a month, which is september 22!
Any comments, please HELP is not only desired but also needed!!!! | Just depends what they like. If you are a friendly person then you will probably smile and talk to anyone and girls like to guys having a fun time. Height is important to girls.
Forget getting laid, this should not be your goal. It will just come by when least expected.
Why by 22nd?
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by Sexual Guy Sept. 22nd? | Any number of good reasons:
Joseph Smith claimed God talked to him and Mormonism was born.
Switzerland became an independent state.
Someone tried to assassinate Pres. Ford.
seems like as good a day as any to get laid.
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by AnonymousOne Any number of good reasons:
Joseph Smith claimed God talked to him and Mormonism was born.
Switzerland became an independent state.
Someone tried to assassinate Pres. Ford.
seems like as good a day as any to get laid. |
Sounds like he is pushing himself to accomplish something.
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08-26-08
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Dude ... commemorating the establishment of Switzerland sounds like the perfect reason to sexually celebrate.
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by AnonymousOne Dude ... commemorating the establishment of Switzerland sounds like the perfect reason to sexually celebrate. |
What happens on that day when he is still struggling?
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by Simon70 I have to achieve my goal of getting laid in a month, which is september 22!
Any comments, please HELP is not only desired but also needed!!!! | Then go hire an escort/prostitute and get'er done.... seriously, if you have a goal to get laid by, it's not going to be a memorable experience. It's one thing to be a virgin at your age, it's another thing to be desperate and willing to hit any tail that walks by.
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by Simon70 so if i were at a party what would women notice about me or any guy? Would it be the clothes, height and body, or woul they go straight for the face? I am just curious to know what goes on in the mind of a women when they notice a guy. Sometimes I wish I could hear the thoughts women have about me.
I need your guys help, anyone even the guys, I have to achieve my goal of getting laid in a month, which is september 22!
Any comments, please HELP is not only desired but also needed!!!! | You wrote that you "have" to get laid by the 22nd. Would you mind explaining what will happen if you don't? You didn't make a bet with someone, did you?
As for what women notice, of course they'll notice superficial things like your clothing, but the key to keeping a woman's attention has more to do with your personality. The sexiest thing about a man is his mind. You need to exude self-confidence, smile, be funny without being obnoxious. A sense of humor is also very sexy. What isn't sexy, however, is desperation. I agree that you shouldn't make getting laid the goal, but I suppose that depends on your intentions: are you interested a relationship or are you primarily concerned with getting laid? If you're at a party, getting laid can be as simple as finding yourself a tipsy slut. Just be sure and use protection, in any case.
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08-26-08
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It would have to be 'confidence'.
Sprinkle that with a genuine smile and a pleasant demeanor, you'll catch glances all evening Of course, wearing a T-shirt that states: "I NEED TO GET LAID BY SEPT. 22!!" might draw some attention, as well.  - just kidding...
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Originally Posted by Sexual Guy Sounds like he is pushing himself to accomplish something. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexual Guy What happens on that day when he is still struggling? | Methinks you missed my joke.
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08-26-08
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Um, I notice neatness, and cleaniness,and a cute smile, and the eyes. But he has to sound intelligent when he opens his mouth. And why the 22nd?
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08-26-08
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Originally Posted by Rose It would have to be 'confidence'.
Sprinkle that with a genuine smile and a pleasant demeanor, you'll catch glances all evening Of course, wearing a T-shirt that states: "I NEED TO GET LAID BY SEPT. 22!!" might draw some attention, as well.  - just kidding... | I need to get a bunch of shirts like that, but all different dates on them  What the heck is wrong with "August 27TH"?
One shirt could even say "I NEED TO GET LAID NOW!" | What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through The Fire. Bukowski |
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I think a shirt that says "I love to eat pussy" might get you maybe a little more mileage than a shirt that says "I need to get laid by Sept. 22".
If Sept 22 is your birthday or something, maybe you could get a shirt that says "Please bonk me for my birthday (it's Sept. 22)!" You might get a pity screw that way.
Hmmm...come to think of it, my birthday is Sept 12...maybe I'll get a shirt too! "It's my birthday...show me your birthday suit!" Or maybe "It's my birthday...want to re-live my conception?"
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