Genuine Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in Florida. While visiting the
Everglades, she was fascinated by genuine alligator shoes but refused to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with bartering, she shouted: "Well, then,
maybe I'll just go and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes for free!" The blonde headed out to the swamps, determined to
catch a gator.
Later in the day, a state trooper sees the young blonde standing waist
deep in the swamp, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a 9-foot gator
charging towards her. With lightning speed, the blonde aims, fires,
kills the gator, and hauls it onto the slimy bank. Lying nearby were 7
more dead gators, all lying on their backs with feet up.
As the trooper watched in amazement, the blonde struggled and flipped
the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming
obscenities, she shouts out: "SHYTE...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!" |