Two turnoffs

There are two things that I have noticed in some porn films that really turn me off and one actually annoys me to no end. One turn off is when the girls spits on the guys cock so she can stroke it. The one that really annoys me is when the girl makes a slurping sound when sucking a cock. If a woman did that with me I would probably tell her to get dressed and go home. Anyone else like or dislike these two things?

yeah those are pretty gross.

I also hate it when the guy slaps the girl's clit/pussy with his cock....cause.. that doesnt actually feel good, haha.

Things that turn me off:

Anything spewing from any orifice!

Anyone suffering, or in intense discomfort!

Phoniness!

Lack of love or affection!

In other words 90% of porn turns me off! Sometimes I wonder if porn makers even like sex at all!

South American

Oh i forgot. i also hate it when the girl look into the camera, or when she appears to be taken advantage of or bossed around by the camera men.

I think it's just to humiliate the girl. It makes me feel sorry for her. Natural people would probably just concentrate on the joy of the moment, and even frequently have their eyes closed!

South American

So far I pretty much agree with everything that's been said. There is little good porn out there. They are not looking to win an Oscar - just make money and supply what they think the majority of the audience wants.

Eyes closed?!?!? NO WAAAAAY! I like to look into my lover's eyes, especially during blowjobs.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

I like a good moan/gasp/wail, but in general I don't like slurping noises. Just like I don't like people who eat with their mouth's open. (no, that isn't innuendo)

Sleep naked!

Well I have never spit on or slurped on anyone's body parts, so I think that is gross. Porn in general is just unreal and boring......

The slurping is quite annoying as are the really fake moans and grunts that the people do constantly even though you can see they're really doing their taxes in their heads.

What's really bad is when they dub in some other person moaning and groaning and it is not synchronized with the video

The only blowjob sound that turns me off is gagging...I don't want to gag my partner, that's not a pleasant sensation for her! I want it to be as good for her as it is for me. She can suck, spit, slurp, hum a song, talk to me with my dick in her mouth...whatever she likes is fine with me.

BD

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You remember the song "In My Merry Oldsmobile"? Well the new G.M song could be
Hum a Song, On my Dong, In My Hummer"

Well, sometimes when I'm in super-sucker mode and hubby bucks his hips, the seal is broken and a very loud slurp can be heard. Shit happens, ya know?

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Looking into the camera is a ruse... they want the 'watcher' to feel like he/she is the recipient of the blow-job. It's a money-maker. Period.

In real life, I love LOVE looking into Thorn's eyes. It's hot - sexy - erotic!

Sometimes, I make a sounds (many sounds) while sucking him. He tells me he loves it (the sound).

I also moan a bit. especially when he gets close to orgasming. It's just a real, total turn-on to me. Not a fake. But I HAVE seen porn, where the moans are not in sequence with the action. SOOOOOO lame! SOOOO fake!

That's why I love amature porn way better than professional crap. Two people who really connect is so much more enjoyable than two people who can't wait to get their paycheck, imho.

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!