Can Girls Do Self Cunnilingus?

My 56 year old mother can do that Puss! It makes me sick. Although my father grins like a loon!
I wish I was as flexible as her. I am cursed with short ligaments and can't even straighten my legs.

Actually, her was simply referring to the build of women. Men physically can't do that because our centres of gravities are higher, I guarantee you can't do it up against a wall. It has nothing to do with flexibility though, I can put my chest flat on my legs and I couldn't do it.

We shouldn't arm ourself for war, arms are for hugging

I can bend down and touch my toes too, and it's been 40+ years since my last time on the mat. I'm not talking about flexibility but rather differences in how we're built. Try it as I stated, Max, and I'll bet you can't do it. Back up against the wall, heels touching. Now try to bend over and touch your toes. You'll fall flat on your face. Women have no problem doing it... provided they can bend over and touch their toes.

I discovered this years ago when I was a young, studly kinda guy. A gal in our office said she was in better shape than I, then set out to prove it by backing up against the wall and bending over. "Let me see you do that," she said. Of course I couldn't....

LOL does it count if you hold yourself up by your hands being flat on the floor?

Nope, it does not. It is rather funny to watch.

I'm glad all women do not have that ablity. With a choice of licking myself and a sex toy for penetration or some sweaty dude flailing around on top of me doing it all wrong. That's a no brainer.

When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.

I can do that, although I probably shouldn't. I have a bad back (Degenerative Disc Disease). It doesn't hurt to bend over like that, only to twist my back. No twist contests for me.

If that were true, I'd still be here.

when i was younger i was a gymnast, which meant i was extremely flexible... at that time i actually could do this. only tried it and didn't like the idea of it at the time as i was quite young. but looking back i wish i used this advantage for my pleasure

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How exactly did this conversation come up?

I remember reading in playboy oh-so long ago that only about 2% of men can perform autofellatio. Women are generally more flexible, but also have longer to reach. I'd bet the percentage is about the same then.

Will Farrell does that in an old SNL sketch. His legs were fake, though. Had his head shoved down his own sweatpants.

Sleep naked!

yea, but if they had a strap on. they could reach!