Sex Addicts Anonymous

Act I:


Me: Hello, my name is Cpt Strict IX

Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Hello Cpt Strict IX

Me: I've been a sex addicts for 10 years, Its been hard but I know I can get through this with love and support.

Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Thats what were here for, the first step to recovery is to realize that you have a problem and can't make it by yourself.

Me: Actually I can make it by myself, I made it by myself about 10 minutes ago before I came in here.

Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Sir we are here to help you get over this disease you have and to help you control and suppress those feelings.

Me: Holy Crap, I thought you were going to help me get laid......Im out of here.
(Run's to the door screaming)


End Act I.

What an interesting introduction. It leaves me wanting to know more.

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Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Act II:

As we last left our hero he was sprinting towards the door to escape the grasp of the evil, closed minded, and repressive cult known as the SAA. His courage and rebellion had an unforseen effect on the brain washed members, one by one the members slowly came to a realization and began to follow our hero out the door.

Me: I gotta get out of here...these people are crazy.

Looking behind him he see's more and more people following him.

Me: Oh my God, they're following me.
(Thinks to himself) I've got to save these people. Thank god I bought a Playboy on the way here!
(Gets to his car, reaches under the seat and grabs Novembers' issue)

The crowd has now gathered around his car like zombies.

Me: (Holding up the fold out centerfold) People, listen to me...you are not sick! You are natural humans, sex is not a disease.....It's....

Before he can continue two women drag him down and start tearing his clothes of. They too have began ripping at their own conservative attire. To his supprise, under the sweaters and buisness slacks, their underwear is very provocative! More of the group join in, and in no time, a full on orgy ensues.

The Revolution has begun.....

End Act II

sounds fun! you can count me in! welcum to the forum!

What don't kill you makes you stronger.

Great name Cap'n, I wish I'd thought of it.

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Kinda' pulls the plug on people who 'act' like they're all proper - but have hidden, underlying desires that scream to be let loose!!

And that's what is all about

I know this is a very late welcome, but "Welcome to , Cpt"
I know you've been around, posting in various areas, so I'm glad you're here!

Rose

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

Enabler! Enabler!

Sorry, couldn't resist (I guess you kinda have to be familiar with 12 step group terminology to get the joke.)

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