Living with a CPA

I thought this was funny, maybe you had to be there, I dunno.

Last night, hubby asked me if I had moved the shower head because it was higher than it used to be. I came back with a smartass remark. "Oh, yeah, that must have been from when my boyfriend was here, he's 6'4", ya know?"


He said, "Well, I was wondering, because a few of my (boner pills) are missing."
He was dead serious.

That led to quite a discussion in which I basically laughed at him for being such an ass...while he pretty much refused to admit he might have miscounted something.

Did I mention he's an accountant and pops a nut if he makes a mistake on our checkbook ledger?


I fucked his brains out after that, just to make him feel better. Silly man!

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

CPAs ... blech.

Hey! That was a bit off sides.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Econ Major's joke that Accounting majors and Business Majors make good employees.

It's a running joke on campus.

Yes, I agree. They also make great slaves.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Oh Lord ... I don't even want to know.

Pussy

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

WHERE?!?!

Typical.

*picks up pussy and holds over A-1's head, shaking it*

Here it is boy! Do ya wanna fetch! Huh, do ya wanna fetch the pussy? It's Blusey flavored!

*throws pussy and watches A-1 scampering after it, tongue hanging and tail wagging.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

lol funny stuff I read here Gotta LuV it..

Deliver all packages in the ReaR!!

*glares*

Aw, CL, you've managed to get in A1's good graces! Otherwise, we'd be scrubbing blood off the walls and picking pieces of CL out of our hair for the next week

No, no, you're going about it the wrong way....try Ayn Rand flavored

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The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ~Yves Saint Laurent

The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my heart, my spine, and my guts.