lmao Joe.... you just gave me the funniest visual... not to laugh at your misfortune but you seem to have a sense of humor about it and i'm totally laughing with you dear
while I have never been able to witness the event, apparently i ejaculate when orgasming -- as reported by my first bf after one of the first successful times he gave me oral... I apparently came on his face, which give me a great giggle to thinks about. but it's kind of random, doesn't happen every time, just the really intense 'gasms. usually when I masturbate (in the shower... I'm a mohen girl for sure!) I ejaculate but with all the water and me being distracted and all i can only tell by feeling what i know is not pee running down my leg.