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Originally Posted by espresso  Wow!! Nobody has any little tips or tricks they use in the bedroom  I'm disappointed. |
...can we be honest with each for a second? I mean, we're just guys talking here, right?
How much help do you really need? Your freaking wife is hotter than all fucking hell, OK? She's open enough to do pics with you for, basically, public consumption, and she seems to exhibit a pretty nice balance, it seems to me, between that mythical pure slut in the bedroom mindset and a reserve about her that says she is
your wife, lover and friend and adores you, so, from where I sit, separated, for six months now, with nothing to sleep with but my sad and lonely dick, you could pretty much try anything with her, right?
I think you could go in there with a red clown nose, a thing of whip cream and a cat o' nine tails and pretty much hit a home run, knowhatmsayin'?
Or, perhaps, you could get you a Wolf-man mask, in honor of the season, bring her home a lil' Red Riding Hood costume and, viola, 'all the better to eat you with my dear'. Go with it.
Raggedy Ann and Andy.
Zorro and Catherine Zeta Jones.
Peter Piper and his Pickled Pecker.
And, if all else fails, Humpty Humpty. Have a great fall! Get in character, figure out what and how Andy/Zorro/Peter et al would do to Ann/Catherine and whomever it is that likes pickled peckers and have some fun!
You owe me, at minimum, a beer!
PS: If you/she don't have a good vibrator, look around these forums and get the Hitachi whatever the hell it is; the women on here LOVE it. When imagination fails, there is always raw horsepower.
