Joke of the day...

hehehe I've heard many versions of that one over the years, and it never fails to bring me a smile. Thanks igor!

If that were true, I'd still be here.

A Man was checking into a motel when he told the clerk, "I sure hope your pornography channels are disabled."

The clerk replied, "No, they are just regular pornography. You Sick Bastard!"

If that were true, I'd still be here.

ILLIGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM !

Thanks for the first guffaw of the day, Heely baby.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Laughed out loud

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage...

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went
back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I
cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started...

ILLIGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM !

Too funny!!!!

If that were true, I'd still be here.

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to Afghanistan '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'




Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

ILLIGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM !

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

If that were true, I'd still be here.

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Good one!

ILLIGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM !

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I agree, Dragon Fire.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

I guess that was a guy joke.

Hey, congratulations, Dragon Fire hit her first hundred posts.
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