Orgasm at 80 MPH!

I wanted to give Thorn Road Head, but traffic was brutal, so he suggested we wait till we got home. I had already been bitten with the exhibition-bug, so I asked if we could stop at this little Titty Bar/Porn shop off the Interstate.

We pulled in, and went right to the toy room (we've been there before...) He bought me a GREAT 'Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator'...
...O....M....G...!!!!

We were BOTH so excited. I put in the batteries, stripped waist down, covered up with a loose shirt, and cranked that Big Blue booger up!! Thorn's cruisin' at 80+ and I , with a quivering voice, ask him to relieve me of my 'back-seat'driving' duties, so I could enjoy the moment.

After about 30 seconds (NO LIE), he knows I could not care less, so he pulls the loose blouse off me, so he (and the truckers) can watch. Thirty more seconds, and I was screaming my head off in pure, ecstatic pleasure. Thorn's so excited, he's cruising upwards of 90 MPH..... and I'm cruisin' toward my second 'O'!

All this happened within 5 miles.

Yep, we have lovingly nicknamed this toy, Grandpa Smurf - the grandaddy of my ever-faithful Hitachi Magic Wand, "Pappa Smurf"

Grandma Rose is a happy camper - another fantasy becomes reality!

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

Wow . . . sounds like quite an exciting ride!!!!

We just got back yesterday from a day and a half long trip, and having a few "Os on the go" certainly keeps the time moving I was a bit excited about one in particular . . . I actually came without any touching. Espresso and I thought it would be fun to just concentrate on it, and see how close we could get without any physical stimulation. To my great surprise, I CAME. This definitely opens up a whole new world of possibilities I was so turned on after I did it, that I went ahead and touched it and came again. Then I REALLY wanted him to come, so I sucked on him and helped him finish the job. Yummy. THAT was fun

*HW has mental image of R & T cruising down highway at 90 mph.......
with a long line of truckers in hot pursuit*

You dirty dirty woman! LOL! Love it!

Rose, did ya happen to pick up a spare rabbit for your good friend CL?

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

fuck, that shit isn't fair...........uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh

~no worries~

HaHa - I luv ya' hon, but 'Grandpa Smurf' cost as much as 'Pappa Smurf'! But if you are ever in the market for another toy, I highly HIGHLY recommend this one. The attached 'dolphin' clit vibrator is to DIE for! It has variable intensities and you can vary them 7 different ways. My favorite? Two spurts of 'low'.. then it stops for a second,... then hits 'high' for about 5 seconds...then back to low again... & starts all over. OH, baby!

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

Your endorsement was so convincing I ordered one today and should have it in about 3 days. I will, of course, add my review to yours after I've tried it out.

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

If you have any breath left in you!! I am imagining an elongated lapse of posts from "CL"...

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

Is this the bad boy you're talking about, Rose?

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The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ~Yves Saint Laurent

The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my heart, my spine, and my guts.

From the look of that red circle with a big line through it - it probably IS what I'm talking about!!

Let's try this...

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

...what a coincidence! That is exactly what I had the doctors install on me right after that tragic, chainsaw, Vaseline and watermelon jerk off accident I had this past summer. I even got the portable generator to go with it. Best to give some room in a lighting storm though.

Me and Hotbabe just took a trip. She was kinda Bored after a 5 hour drive. So She took my hand and put it down her pants and I played for like Half Hour. About for 25 miles going 85. Omg it was awesome. She was rocking back and forth. She was trying to hide it from truckers. I made it hard to hide with me still playing. But after 10 mins she just said fuck it. They see u playing with my Pussy. Oh well. She came big time too. I Loved it. Looking to do more of this.

I'm game hehe, yes I did love it

#$%&*@#$ I can't believe photobucket axed my pic! I've posted pictures of sex toys before (they must have a new prude nazi on staff ). It looked almost exaclty like that, except it had a textured tip that resembled ocean waves instead of the phallus head, and it was a deep violet color. Ah well, I'm still envious! I have enough toys in my nightstand...can't justify buying something else just now (I'll add it to my "wish list" )

LP, I wouldn't mind taking your bionic man wang for a spin Make sure that generator is all powered-up and ready to go!

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The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ~Yves Saint Laurent

The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my heart, my spine, and my guts.