Orgasm at 80 MPH!

OralOrville · 11-16-07

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Originally Posted by Rose

I wanted to give Thorn Road Head, but traffic was brutal, so he suggested we wait till we got home.

I had already been bitten with the exhibition-bug, so I asked if we could stop at this little Titty Bar/Porn shop off the Interstate.

We pulled in, and went right to the toy room (we've been there before...) He bought me a GREAT 'Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator'...
...O....M....G...!!!!

We were BOTH so excited. I put in the batteries, stripped waist down, covered up with a loose shirt, and cranked that Big Blue booger up!! Thorn's cruisin' at 80+ and I , with a quivering voice, ask him to relieve me of my 'back-seat'driving' duties, so I could enjoy the moment.

After about 30 seconds (NO LIE), he knows I could not care less, so he pulls the loose blouse off me, so he (and the truckers) can watch. Thirty more seconds, and I was screaming my head off in pure, ecstatic pleasure. Thorn's so excited, he's cruising upwards of 90 MPH..... and I'm cruisin' toward my second 'O'!

All this happened within 5 miles.

Yep, we have lovingly nicknamed this toy, Grandpa Smurf - the grandaddy of my ever-faithful Hitachi Magic Wand, "Pappa Smurf"

Grandma Rose is a happy camper

- another fantasy becomes reality!

I wish I would have been one of those truckers. I would have wet the clutch pedel. Keep on !ruckin'...Rose.

boringsafetyguy · 01-18-08

I think I might be a bit late to this thread, but.

Has anyone seen "The World According to Garp" with Robin Williams?
One night, Robin's wife gives her lover head in his car the driveway of her house, when Robin is out driving. Robin comes back home early, and always plays this dumb game where he "coasts" the car into the driveway. Like, no lights, no motor, silently. So he does it that time, and because they don't hear or see his car at all, she just keeps blowin' as it approaches. Finally, WHAM! Because Robin doesn't have his lights on, and because he doesn't expect any other car to be in his driveway, he slams into the back of the lover's car.
The next scene shows Robin after the car crash, with his jaws wired up and a black and blue face, his wife with her neck in a cast, and , well it's a PG film, so they only quickly mention the fact that she bit off her young lover's cock when the car crashed.

bighiker2003 · 02-13-08

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Originally Posted by Cowboy Lover

Upon further study conducted in my bedroom last night, I have reached the conclusion that this mother fucka is worth what I payed and a lot more.

I had another soaking wet g-spotter and 2 clitoral O's (at least I think that is what happened, after a while I kinda blacked out, LOL!)

Rose, the revolving beads are what did the deed last night, I didn't use the dolphin's nose until the grand finale.

This thing is great, but I'm going through towels and batteries like mad.

Just exactly like the last one my Wife bought, Only hers was red.
Rose if those revolving beads don't Give you an orgasm I don't know
what will. Did you turn off the clit stimulator and just concentrate
on the G spot.

Hiker

Rose · 02-14-08

I'm so prone to loving clit orgasms, that I just can't help myself! I know it would take a little more time, if I denied myself the vibrator - and usually when I masturbate, I really just want to enjoy the release a Big O affords

I shall attempt to do it, though.

random9899 · 02-17-08

you're lucky you didn't end up causing another driver to crash! staring for that long can be dangerous

ply · 08-02-11

Are you still enjoying your dolphins?

I'm thinking about getting one for the little lady. Where is the best place to purchase one?

Mittimer · 08-02-11

Please be mindful of the dates for which you are replying to. This thread is from 2008 and most if not all users in it are no longer around.

CosmicEye · 08-02-11

Holy dead threads Batman!

ply · 08-02-11

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Originally Posted by Mittimer

Please be mindful of the dates for which you are replying to. This thread is from 2008 and most if not all users in it are no longer around.

All the more reason I wnted to know if the blue Dolphin was still working out. A few ladies I know have had their favorite machines for quite a few years now and they are still going strong.

From what I have seen the corded models seem to be better built than the battery powered units

Barbwire · 08-02-11

Mine shat the bed and I did try two other rabbit vibes with the same outcome. The rotating beads part never holds up to the torture I give them.

I consider rabbit vibes to be crap for that reason.

ply · 08-02-11

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Originally Posted by Barbwire

Mine shat the bed and I did try two other rabbit vibes with the same outcome. The rotating beads part never holds up to the torture I give them.

I consider rabbit vibes to be crap for that reason.

Thank you very much for a very informed opinion. You just saved me some money

Barbwire · 08-02-11

Spend your dough on a Hitachi Magic Wand and some attachments for it. I have two and love them to death. They are both around 4 years old and still rock my world.

Orgasm at 80 MPH!

Originally Posted by Rose I wanted to give Thorn Road Head, but traffic was brutal, so he suggested we wait till we got home. I had already been bitten with the exhibition-bug, so I asked