Ladies, Help! -- Anal sex??

So you'd like to deflower my ass, eh? Hmm, I'll bet a sexy older gent like yourself is a proficient ass fucker

This is how I put my plug in (minus the pillows)...it works a treat!

Oh, I'm getting there (to being anal-ready, that is). My plug and I have come a long way... At first I couldn't get it in, period. Then came a time when it went in smoothly but was extremely uncomfortable. And now it feels good (real good!), but whenever I'm finished with it my bum feels like something's been in there for a while afterwards; it's a pleasant sensation, I like it, but I'll bet that sensation would turn to pain if the plug were any larger

I look forward to the day when a cock-sized object makes me scream with delight

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The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. ~Yves Saint Laurent

The sexiest parts of my body are my brain, my heart, my spine, and my guts.

I tried it once when I was younger and my experience was quite similar to yours. It didn't hurt so much as feel like I needed to take a huge dump. Unfortunately, by boyfriend at the time really liked the feeling and wanted to do it all the time. He was totally oblivious or completely unconcerned about that fact that it gave me absolutely no pleasure.

Personally I think that any guy who is thinking of asking his girlfriend or wife to take it up the ass, should be willing to take it up the ass himself at least once before hand. That way he'll have an idea of what it feels like.

That is the ultimate pick up line. May I use it?

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover