Brutally honest about hygiene

that's the one thing that bothers me... I love the feel of my newly shaved pussy, but it only lasts for a day (or less) before that aweful stubble is there! One time, after Thorn had given me some lovely pleasure, and we were basking in the after-glow, he turns to me and says, "Now I know what it feels like to kiss a man"

Where is that "What NOT to say during/after sex" thread, anyway?

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OMG! that reminds me of the time I was having one massively crazy orgasm while he was eating me, and since all my body functions are on autopilot at that time, guess what happened... YEP! I farted!!! Terribly embarrassing - but Thorn didn't miss a beat! Kept on going just like a trooper!
Had a great laugh afterwards, tho.

When I was a teenager, we didn't have MTV.
We had to take drugs and go to Rock Concerts!

when i was a teenager a guy friend of mine confessed that he'd gone down on his girlfriend and found some tp there. he was appalled and i never forgot that. ever since then, if i dont have any of the wipes (big fan), i just use my hand to check it all out. i have found little shreds of paper that i didnt expect...of course i always wash my hands, regardless.

I've just enough time to take note
of the thin seaweed like blades of grass.
They flow in the pulse of the tide
and caress your face or brush right past.
-Treasures that I travel for

This is just part of the deal, as far as I'm concerned. If you get caught up worrying about things like this, you are going to have a really hard time enjoying yourself. It's like a hair in the back of the throat; get rid of it and get on with it.

I feel most comfortable with oral sex if I take a shower beforehand, just to make sure. Or we take a shower together!!

I'm not a dirty person, but I like the extra security.

As a woman who LOVES being licked (just like many of you) I want to do everything I can, to make sure it is as enjoyable for the other person as well as for me!

I carry feminine hygiene wipes in my purse & have them in my nightstand as well.

It's never happened to me personally, so I don't know how I would respond.
~Bella

i cant say that has happened to me. the worst i ever got was one time we did it, and she stayed over without showering and i went down there in the morning, and it wasnt the cleanest thing i put in my mouth. but i only had the one lover

Strangely enough, I thought I was the first one to ever bring up this subject this morning. It was a thread about sweating, and my post is an answer to CowboyLover. Here it is:

http://www.sexualforums.com/talk/sho...3&postcount=22

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That's a good tack to take. It happens; just deal with it and move on! Very pragmatic

I guess my question would be.... have YOU gotten that bit of toilet paper stuck to the tip of your tongue as you are trying to lead your sexual partner to heavenly bliss? It's distracting. A "delicious" reminder of the multitude of uses for one body part.

Mel,.. you're a poet.

"He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie." ~Anais Nin