Weird insertions!

I want to know what weird insertions you've tried.... What got you off the most?

For my wife we've tried the common ones, of course ICE, Bananna, popscicles....

A little different... Beer Bottle (bottom half) mag light (flashlight) panties, vibrator & me at same time....

Lets hear em...

How did the popciles go? How big was the Bottle. What No pics? hehe. Had to ask.

When I was a little girl I used to play, "now you see it, now you don't" with my crayons. In fact, I did it so much it's a wonder my first period wasn't rainbow colored.

Other than that, I can't say I've put anything unusual in myself besides the handle of a hair brush, a plastic sword, and a cucumber. (not all at the same time!)

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

[QUOTE=Cowboy Lover;159390][COLOR="Indigo"]When I was a little girl I used to play, "now you see it, now you don't" with my crayons. In fact, I did it so much it's a wonder my first period wasn't rainbow colored.

I hope that I dont sound like to much like a crawler but shit, some of your posts make me laugh

Ive never stuck anything up myself but there have been times when Ive asked my partner about trying different objects on herself ( always denied )

What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through The Fire. Bukowski

In a moment of serious desperation (and curiosity ) I tried a curling iron (NOT *ON* of course! )

That's where my fascination with the feel of cool metal on my warmer, more sensitive parts started.

"He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie." ~Anais Nin

when i was a teen i used to use my toothbrush mostly up my butt hehe.

I know a girl that tried a cell phone, but she didn't like that

my wife and I have done double-penetration with me in her ass and a dildo in her pussy, but never any odd objects. maybe we should think about some things we could use

I'll try anything once... well almost anything

I saw a video of someone doing that. The phone rang inside of her so she started pushing it out faster, haha.

LOL Good one!!

A girl I was with for a while wanted to try double penetration. I didn't have a dildo then so we used my studded nunchakus.

We shouldn't arm ourself for war, arms are for hugging

i regularly insert a toblerone bar in my partner's pussy... both taste great after!

Secondhand info:-
Some "bargirls" in Bangkok do an audience show, not on a stage, and insert into thier vaginas; 1) banana, 2) 10 hard boiled eggs (subsequently "lay them one-by-one), 3) razor blades, 4) coke bottle (completly), 5) whiteboard marker (then draw "pussy pictures") and the star of the show has a finger thick two foot long green snake wriggle in and re-emerge, head first when she plays a small trumpet.Of course these are seperate acts by different girls.
Something there for everybody to try apart from the odd bit of plastic and the usual fruit & vegatables.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh. rofl... im in tears of laughter, needed a cheering up , thanks hun.



hmm when i was little i used pens and stuff, no really weird things went up there honest

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