Weird insertions!

HisLilSecret · 12-26-10

Thats what I thought & I figured maybe it should be stated so someone doesnt get hurt.

BiC4W · 12-26-10

Tootsie Pops

Have to say that they felt good. Have not done it in years though. Blow Pops would also work. Eatting them after sounds kinda HOT too!!

BiC4W · 12-26-10

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Originally Posted by alaskaviper

If it's open then yes it can create a suction. I know a girl when I was in high school that had to go to the hospital to have the bottle removed cause of the suction it created.

Really curious who this was??

CruelTease · 12-27-10

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Originally Posted by Sir Kill Jerk

my wife and I have done double-penetration with me in her ass and a dildo in her pussy, but never any odd objects. maybe we should think about some things we could use

That's so hot. Damn, I want 2 cocks in me again.

Sorry, back on topic: carrots, cucumbers, toothbrushes, kitchen utensils, s rather chunky make up brush...

andretti · 12-27-10

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Originally Posted by CruelTease

That's so hot. Damn, I want 2 cocks in me again...

Again!? How long ago was that? 8^)

yitbos · 12-31-10

Me ex girlfriend and I used all types of veggies. Cucumber, carrots, etc. She was into trying a lot of things. She would call me from the grocery and say she found a great cucumber for her pussy. It would really work me up.

Most interesting was taking a condom and filling it with water. I'd tie it off and then hang it from the shelf in the freezer. A few hours later we had a frozen dildo. It was damn cold but when she was worked up shed fuck it like crazy.

Wow, I miss her at times. Lol

johndeeregirl · 12-31-10

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Originally Posted by BiC4W

Tootsie Pops

Have to say that they felt good. Have not done it in years though. Blow Pops would also work. Eatting them after sounds kinda HOT too!!

watch out for infections.. sugar + vagina = yeast infection or more

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Originally Posted by yitbos

Me ex girlfriend and I used all types of veggies. Cucumber, carrots, etc. She was into trying a lot of things. She would call me from the grocery and say she found a great cucumber for her pussy. It would really work me up.

Most interesting was taking a condom and filling it with water. I'd tie it off and then hang it from the shelf in the freezer. A few hours later we had a frozen dildo. It was damn cold but when she was worked up shed fuck it like crazy.

Wow, I miss her at times. Lol

I love playing with ice

nurseharley · 01-01-11

ice cream scooper! still tasted like vanilla ice cream to me

oh and a chicken baster i think, but that didnt taste like chicken...

easytwist · 02-04-12

I've put things in my cock before - food. My girlfriend thinks its funny. Anybody else laugh a lot during sex?

runforyoulife · 02-04-12

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Originally Posted by Barbwire

When I was a little girl I used to play, "now you see it, now you don't" with my crayons. In fact, I did it so much it's a wonder my first period wasn't rainbow colored.

Other than that, I can't say I've put anything unusual in myself besides the handle of a hair brush, a plastic sword, and a cucumber. (not all at the same time!)

I have done a cucumber too.... used to use those big fat sharpies or highlighters when I was younger.... and the handle of razors.....

xeniadraven · 02-05-12

great topic!! i think i lost my virginity to one of my bubble bath bottles when i was about 11 lol Since then i have used vegetables, marker pens, bottles the usuals really but my main fave was double penetration with my OH and the handle of our favourite cat o nine tails. he loved it after he had cum in me and liked to watch it ooze out while i wagged my tail.
Would love to try the beverage idea someone posted about, my OH thought it was great so we will be trying that tonight probably!

unicorn · 02-06-12

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Originally Posted by JerseyJ

Well, she should have put it on "vibrate" and let someone call her ; that would have felt a lot better...

Paula · 02-06-12

tsss...nothing mentioned here what I have seen

The weirdest thing you can imagine. How sick...

rcc8611 · 02-07-12

i knew a girl years ago that played with frozen hotdogs. most of the time because she enjoyed the cold and couldnt think of anything else that would work

LordOfChaos · 02-07-12

When I was 15, or there abouts, I heard or read something about the male g-spot being somewhere up the backside. So I decided to try some things up there - I don't know whether I found the spot, or whether it was because my hormones were racing at that age and it was something naughty, but it gave me a hard-on like I'd never had.

I'm 30 now and haven't tried it for a long time. I don't know if that's because I'm more conscious of the world and how much it's frowned upon by certain types of people that I come in to contact with, but I know how it make me feel at the time.

So, to sum up - I lost my anal virginity to something like a toilet brush handle or the neck of a Southern Comfort bottle. (Other spirits are available - this isn't an advert!)