Happy Canada Day - July 1, 2007

Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation, the other 8 are unimportant.

To Heelfetish and our other friends from Canada:

		Have a Happy Canada Day!!

Times have changed.
Our Kids are getting worse!
They wont obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
should we blame the government or blame society?
or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! blame Canada!, blame Canada!
with all their beady little eyes,
An' flapping heads so full of lies.
bblame Canada!, blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, its Canada's fault.

Don't blame me for my son Stan.
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had MY picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.

Well, blame Canada!, blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
Since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!, blame Canada!
They're not even a real country, anyway.

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!

Should we blame the matches, should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame Canada!, blame Canada!
With their hockey hullaballoo,
and their bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada!, shame on Canada!

For the smut we must stop,
The trash we must smash.
The laughter and fun,
This will be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!

call me stupid until today i had never heard of Canada day...