... Man!! Thorn & I have been wandering around "Sex-ville" for days, looking for the new Bar & Grill!
Speaking of getting drop-dead drunk (almost
literally) , one night after many MANY Jack & Cokes, Thorn & a friend left the bar and walked to the friend's house, where the wife proceeded to yell at her hubby and throw Thorn out of the house.
He decided to walk home - at 3 AM! ... Only problem is, there's a lake dividing our neighborhoods. To make an extremely long story short, he stumbled straight into the lake. And he can't swim....
Lucky for us, the bartenders happened to be getting into there cars and noticed Thorn creeping out of the woods, soaking wet and disoriented. They called me, and I went and 'rescued' my poor little puppy!!
I'm not sure, but I think that's the last time he drank Jack & Coke.